Is an introduction really necessary? I'm sure you already know who I am by now

My name is Jeffery Balock, but you can just call me Jeff. In fact, don't you ever use my full name. Most of you know me as Jeff the Killer. With that in mind, won't you come and ask me a question or two? I'm sure we can have some good fun while you're here~


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Jeff barely dodged the broom. “Ooh, now things are really going to get interesting!” he said, a laugh escaping from his lips. He swung the knife, aiming for the doctor’s side. 

he cried out as it cut into himm.

Jeff grinned, feeling satisfied that he was able to cut him pretty quickly. He swung again, this time not taking the time to aim anywhere in specific.

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bunnola said: "Put the knife down." (playgroundofregrets)

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manic-killer-jeff:

((yaaaassss))

"Why should I?" Jeff snarled, tightly gripping the handle of his knife with both of his hands. He began to step forward, stepping on the corpse on the floor as he did so. "No one can tell me what to do! You got that?"

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Natalie can hear the bit of smile in his voice and it causes her own to grow. She pats his shoulder. “It makes me happy too. You’re a good friend Jeff.”

"Y-You really think so?" Jeff was finally able to relax a bit, no longer feeling emotions he could barely understand. He smile grew before hugging her tightly. "You guys are even better friends."

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Tamako waited for the pair outside the door and shut it once they were outside as well.

Danil handed her his keys to lock the door. Once he had the keys again he walked to his car and unlocked it.

Tamako grinned and said “Shotgun!” as she jogged over to the front passenger seat.

Jeff walked with them to the car. He rolled his eyes and laughed. “Whatever! Beware of me sneak attacks,” he said jokingly before getting into the back seat. “Yo Tamako, I forgot to ask. Can you drive yet?”

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issley-and-adiantheserpentchild said: Izzy staggered into Jeff's house, drunk, drugged and bloody. Long whip looking wounds crisscrossed over his entire body, he only has a tattered dingy sheet tied around his hips, iron shackles on his ankles and wrist and an iron collar.

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manic-killer-jeff:

manic-killer-jeff:

Jeff had just fallen asleep on the couch after growing bored of what was on television. He kept a pocket knife close at hand, for lately the killer had grown a bit paranoid. Although he didn’t register what it was at first, the sound the shackles made woke him up. Startled, he reached for the pocket knife and fumbled to extract the blade. When he looked up, however, he realized that it hadn’t been a stranger who entered the house. “Issley?” He quickly sat up. “What happened to you?”

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Jeff had finished making pasta salad and had served it on two plates. Sticking a fork in each plate, he picked them up and walked to the living room to check up on Issley. “Oh good, you’re awake.” The killer sat down in front of him. “You hungry?”

"More medicine please." he asked

Jeff nodded and set both plates on a nearby coffee table. He got up to get a glass of water and the pain relievers. He handed Issley a few more pills and the glass. 

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"Like I give a damn," Jeff said, walking a bit faster. As he got close, he tightened the grip on his knife. "Soon you won’t have any living specimens! Unless you want to become one, that is."

Dante looked eager to die,soon he’d be free.he’d be free to kill everyone in the building sans his killer.

the doctor grabbed a broom and tried to hit jeff.

Jeff barely dodged the broom. “Ooh, now things are really going to get interesting!” he said, a laugh escaping from his lips. He swung the knife, aiming for the doctor’s side. 

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((What if Jeff was also a grave robber?))

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issley-and-adiantheserpentchild said: Izzy staggered into Jeff's house, drunk, drugged and bloody. Long whip looking wounds crisscrossed over his entire body, he only has a tattered dingy sheet tied around his hips, iron shackles on his ankles and wrist and an iron collar.

issley-and-adiantheserpentchild:

manic-killer-jeff:

manic-killer-jeff:

Jeff had just fallen asleep on the couch after growing bored of what was on television. He kept a pocket knife close at hand, for lately the killer had grown a bit paranoid. Although he didn’t register what it was at first, the sound the shackles made woke him up. Startled, he reached for the pocket knife and fumbled to extract the blade. When he looked up, however, he realized that it hadn’t been a stranger who entered the house. “Issley?” He quickly sat up. “What happened to you?”

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After Issley had fallen asleep, Jeff returned to the kitchen. He managed settle on a meal to make and started to cook. 

Issley woke up after the pain mess wore off. He whimpered, blinking.

Jeff had finished making pasta salad and had served it on two plates. Sticking a fork in each plate, he picked them up and walked to the living room to check up on Issley. “Oh good, you’re awake.” The killer sat down in front of him. “You hungry?”

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"he’s the only living specimen we have",he pushed frantically at the heavyu table.

"Like I give a damn," Jeff said, walking a bit faster. As he got close, he tightened the grip on his knife. "Soon you won’t have any living specimens! Unless you want to become one, that is."

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bunnola said: "Put the knife down." (playgroundofregrets)

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manic-killer-jeff:

manic-killer-jeff:

((yaaaassss))

"Why should I?" Jeff snarled, tightly gripping the handle of his knife with both of his hands. He began to step forward, stepping on the corpse on the floor as he did so. "No one can tell me what to do! You got that?"

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Jeff nodded. “Thank you,” he said a bit quietly. “It means a lot to me…”

"No need to thank me." She smiles a little. "It’s what friends are for."

Jeff managed to smile a bit, for he couldn’t help himself. “Yes, friends. That’s exactly what you guys are, and that makes me happy.”

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((I’m dropping my science class to join choir and avoid unnecessary hw so I’ll try to be better about getting to replies))

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